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Hank & Artie's H&A Bayside

82 Hanover Street, 6, Portland, ME
Make It A Box!
Hank & Artie's

Featured Items

  • Fresh Cut Fries

    fresh cut potatoes fried in beef tallow - can be made vegetarian (peanut oil) always gluten free
    $7.00+

  • The Artie

    artie sauce • sweet pickles • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
    $15.00

  • The Royale With Cheese

    griddled onions, duke's mayo, american cheese, seared hudson valley foie gras, applewood smoked bacon
    $25.00

Make It A Box!

  • The Hank Box

    onion • mustard • sour pickles • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
    $20.00+

  • The Artie Box

    artie sauce • sweet pickles • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
    $20.00+

  • The Argenta Box

    spent grain mustard • jalapenos • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
    $20.00+

  • The Bayside Box

    garlic & parsley aioli • roasted oyster mushrooms • swiss on a toasted shokupan bun with a small side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
    $20.00+

  • The BLT Burger Box

    bacon • lettuce • tomato • american on a toasted shokupan bun with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
    $20.00+

  • The Royale With Cheese Box

    griddled onions, applewood smoked bacon, seared hudson valley foie gras, duke's mayo, american cheese served with a side of our fresh cut fries and a 1/2 icebox pickle!
    $30.00+

Hank & Artie's

BURGERS

  • The Hank

    onion • mustard • sour pickles • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
    $15.00

  • The Argenta

    spent grain mustard • griddled onions • jalapeños • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
    $15.00

  • The Artie

    artie sauce • sweet pickles • american - make it a meal with our hand cut fries!
    $15.00

  • The Bayside Swiss

    garlic & parsley aioli • roasted oyster mushrooms • swiss - make it a meal by adding our hand cut beef fat fries!
    $15.00

  • The BLT Burger

    bacon • lettuce • tomato • duke's mayo • american on a toasted shokupan bun. make it a meal with a side of our fresh cut beef fat fries!
    $15.00

  • The Royale With Cheese

    griddled onions, duke's mayo, american cheese, seared hudson valley foie gras, applewood smoked bacon
    $25.00

SIDES

  • Fresh Cut Fries

    fresh cut potatoes fried in beef tallow - can be made vegetarian (peanut oil) always gluten free
    $7.00+

  • Chopped Salad

    lettuce • red onion • cucumber • peperoncino peppers • feta
    $7.00+

  • The Icebox Pickle

    trailer made!
    $3.00

  • Elote Fries

    heen (portland made tajin) • cotija • chipotle crema • fresh maine corn • jalapeno • red onions
    $13.00

KIDS MEALS

  • Kids Grilled Cheese Meal

    Shokupan, Butter, Cheese
    $10.00

  • Kids Hamburger Meal

    Ketchup, Pickles, Pastured Beef
    $12.00

  • Kids Cheeseburger Meal

    Ketchup, Pickles, Cheese, Pastured Beef
    $13.00

SWEETS

  • Sky Bar

    $5.00

  • The Fluffernutter Cookie

    salty peanuts, freshly milled peanut butter, marshmallows - freshly baked to order
    $3.00

  • Soda Float

    vanilla ice cream, and either Coke or Root Beer!
    $5.00

  • Ice Cream - Hoodsie Cups By Stone Fox Creamery

    $6.00

MERCHANDISE

  • Hank Burger Sticker

    $2.50

  • Let’s Smash Sweatshirt

    $50.00+

  • Hank & Artie's Beanie

    Keep your top bun nice and warm
    $17.00

  • Tank Top - Wet Hot American Burgers

    $25.00+

DRINKS

  • Mexican Coca Cola

    $3.00

  • Root Beer

    $3.00

  • Saratoga Sparkling Water

    $3.00

BURGER KIT

  • H&A Burger Kit

    1# of pastured ground beef, 4 buns, cheese, pickles, S&P and a four pack of Argenta Generic American Lager. Everything you need for a burger experience at home, the beach, the campsite, or the boat. LIMITED NUMBER AVAILABLE
    $80.00

DOGS

  • Pastured Beef Patty - Well Done

    $4.00

  • Water Bowl

Let’s Smash Sweatshirt

$0.00

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